In a unanimous decision, The Richieball Head Council formally announced the suspension of former Richieball champion, Andy Spewiak. Mr. Pudge Baumann, speaking for the Council, cited "conduct detrimental to the sport" as the reason for the suspension. The suspension, effective immediately, will remain in effect for 50 years. Mr. Spewiak was not available for comment, but an appeal is expected. Future Hall of Famer, Spoonman Stabosz, stated that Spewiak's chances for reinstatement prior to the end of the 50 year term were "slim to none."
Spewiak attained brief notoriety for his patented underhand toss which carried his team to a Richieball title in 2003. The success proved to be short-lived, however, when fans saw his abysmal and disgraceful 2004 performance. Following 2004, Spewiak faded off into oblivion...
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